Sunday, January 23, 2011

I AM BACK - ALSO STICK THIS PIPE IN YOUR BUTT



AFTER A LONG HIATUS(HIANUS?), I AM BACK. I FORGOT THE USERNAME AND PASSWORD FOR THIS BLOG BUT NO LONGER. THOSE OF YOU THAT STILL YEARN TO STICK THINGS IN YOUR BUTT, REMEMBER TO CHECK BY HERE ALL THE TIME.

YOU'RE WELCOME. STICK THIS PIPE UP YOUR BUTT AND PUFF.

Friday, October 15, 2010

A rubber duck

Those towels are for the blood.

On a discussion about sex toys today, somehow it went to rubber ducks. So, someone suggested I use a rubber duck as today's entry. 

There's not much I can say about this, really. It's just a duck you can stick in your butt. It's waterproof too, so have some fun in the shower (real men that love to stick things in their butts take showers, not baths). He's even ready to go into your underpoo cave with his snorkeling gear on.


Buy one and stick it in your butt today!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Colt Dragoon pistol

Well, I guess I should change the name to "historical things you can stick in your butt." Just kidding, but here's a historical thing you can stick in your butt.

Pump your rectum full of lead and pleasure.

This was the revolver used by the ultimate badass Josey Wales, just so you know. A little history for you on the actual revolver:
"The Colt Model 1848 Percussion Army Revolver is a .44 caliber revolver designed by Samuel Colt for the U.S. Army's Mounted Rifles, also known as "Dragoons". This revolver was designed as a solution to numerous problems encountered with the Walker Colt. Although it was introduced after the Mexican-American War, it became popular among civilians during the 1850s and '60s, and was also used during the American Civil War."


Stick this amazing pistol in your butt and fire!

Monday, October 11, 2010

A Kentucky flintlock musket

Things are odd in Kentucky when you stick this up your butt.

"This rifle evolved from the German hunting guns and was a major rival of the Brown Bess. Typical rifle in use in the American colonies it became, thanks to its lightness and accuracy, one of the most popular American rifles. "


Sweet. You can stick this popular rifle in your butt today. As always, load it with a dildo and fire it up your butt with the help of a friend. Repeat on friend. 


For added historical accuracy, wear a raccoon-skin cap and a blue coat to symbolize your love for America's colonies. 

Sunday, October 10, 2010

A puckle gun

This one will puckle up your butthole.

So, before you stick it up your ass, let's learn some more about it.

The Puckle Gun was created by James Puckle who was a writer and lawyer from London. He created what he called the “Defence Gun” while others deemed it the “Puckle Gun.” No matter what you want to call it, this gun didn’t go far. First made in order to fire against Christian enemies and later to fire upon Muslim Turks, the Puckle Gun was never able to do its task. Created with a tripod-mounted, single barreled flintlock with a multishot revolving cylinder, the gun was able to shoot 63 shots in 7 minutes, compared to the more common three shots per minute, which was standard on the soldier’s musket. The Puckle Gun drew few investors and never achieved mass production or sales to the British armed forces, mostly because British gunsmiths at the time couldn’t easily make the many complicated components.

Get one of these rare, early machine guns and shove it in your butt. Mod it to fire dildos and you can have 63 dildos every 7 minutes. How's that for pleasure?


FOR: THE SITUATION-


It was patented in 1718, so I supposed a tri-corn and maybe a red coat like the musketoon. Although, you're probably better off not doing this as the weapon was unpopular at the time.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

An adorable rat

"Stick me in your butt, I'm cute."

Look at this adorable little guy. He'd be even cuter when you can't see him without help of an x-ray! He's so adorable... Jeez, if you stick this thing in your bum you'd probably meet a lot of girls. "Hello, ladies, I have an adorable mouse somewhere on my person. Want to see?"

Swoon them ladies.

GAK

Well, Cutlery Day was a huge failure, so forget about it until next year.
Purple is gay. Gay people stick things up their butt. So can you...

Just stick some Gak in your butt. That is all.