Thursday, September 30, 2010

A musketoon

You know you want this fine weapon in your bum.

This musketoon was basically a shotgun, so what's stopped you from loading it with a dildo or seven and firing it while it's in your ass? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. First, you get the pleasure of a musketoon being in your butt, and then you get the maximum pleasure of a dildo being fired into your body. Win-win. 

For added historical feel, wear a red coat and cool hat.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

A fax machine

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrptttttttttttttttttttttnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt

Fax your anus a friendly note as you shove a fax machine up it. Have fun!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Magic Bullet

It's already a dildo. Look at it.

Guaranteed to give you pleasure to your anus or you'll get a refund. Shove it in your butt today!

Monday, September 6, 2010

A gerbil

Look at this rodent.

Isn't it so cute you just want to stick it in your ass? Why stop with one? Go with gerbils for maximum fun!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Pens

Pens are things. Things you can stick in your butt.

You can color the inside of your rectum with different variations of ink! Or you can write about sticking things in your butt... IN YOUR BUTT. RADICAL! Stick pens in your butt today!

Friday, September 3, 2010

corn

Husk on or off is YOUR choice, so go make it!


Do you like corn? Do you like sticking things up your butt? Well then, you're going to love sticking corn up your butt. Its rough texture will have your butt wanting more! More corn up your butt! 


You can also stick that green farm vehicle in your butt too!
Stick all of that corn in your butt! All of it!

You can put almost anything into your butt

This dog has a butt. Stick things in it.


And why shouldn't you do it? I wouldn't stick things in my butt, but you should! Think of something! What you just thought of can be stuck in your butt. It's all up to your imagination!