|"Stick me in your butt, I'm cute."|
Look at this adorable little guy. He'd be even cuter when you can't see him without help of an x-ray! He's so adorable... Jeez, if you stick this thing in your bum you'd probably meet a lot of girls. "Hello, ladies, I have an adorable mouse somewhere on my person. Want to see?"
Swoon them ladies.