|Things are odd in Kentucky when you stick this up your butt.|
"This rifle evolved from the German hunting guns and was a major rival of the Brown Bess. Typical rifle in use in the American colonies it became, thanks to its lightness and accuracy, one of the most popular American rifles. "
Sweet. You can stick this popular rifle in your butt today. As always, load it with a dildo and fire it up your butt with the help of a friend. Repeat on friend.
For added historical accuracy, wear a raccoon-skin cap and a blue coat to symbolize your love for America's colonies.