Monday, October 11, 2010

A Kentucky flintlock musket

Things are odd in Kentucky when you stick this up your butt.

"This rifle evolved from the German hunting guns and was a major rival of the Brown Bess. Typical rifle in use in the American colonies it became, thanks to its lightness and accuracy, one of the most popular American rifles. "


Sweet. You can stick this popular rifle in your butt today. As always, load it with a dildo and fire it up your butt with the help of a friend. Repeat on friend. 


For added historical accuracy, wear a raccoon-skin cap and a blue coat to symbolize your love for America's colonies. 

8 comments:

  1. Dude no joke, this is like the 3rd time I've heard about this rifle in the past couple of days. Specifically about it vs the Brown Bess. It's a funny coincidence, but it's like I'm becoming an expert on 1700's small arms (Not really though.). Lol.

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  2. The Situation, I planned on making this about the Brown Bess, actually. That's today's other entry though, maybe. Weird, though.

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  3. seems a bit big, come with someone thing abit tinyer next time? :D

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