Sunday, October 10, 2010

A puckle gun

This one will puckle up your butthole.

So, before you stick it up your ass, let's learn some more about it.

The Puckle Gun was created by James Puckle who was a writer and lawyer from London. He created what he called the “Defence Gun” while others deemed it the “Puckle Gun.” No matter what you want to call it, this gun didn’t go far. First made in order to fire against Christian enemies and later to fire upon Muslim Turks, the Puckle Gun was never able to do its task. Created with a tripod-mounted, single barreled flintlock with a multishot revolving cylinder, the gun was able to shoot 63 shots in 7 minutes, compared to the more common three shots per minute, which was standard on the soldier’s musket. The Puckle Gun drew few investors and never achieved mass production or sales to the British armed forces, mostly because British gunsmiths at the time couldn’t easily make the many complicated components.

Get one of these rare, early machine guns and shove it in your butt. Mod it to fire dildos and you can have 63 dildos every 7 minutes. How's that for pleasure?


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It was patented in 1718, so I supposed a tri-corn and maybe a red coat like the musketoon. Although, you're probably better off not doing this as the weapon was unpopular at the time.

12 comments:

  1. My partner and I will have target practice with this~ I usually have better aim ^_^

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  2. I do not think that I would like to place that in my rectum, but it is a rather cool relic

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  3. wow thats a really good idea man

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  4. You didn't say what time frame it's from though. I want to know which historical theme to go with while shooting random shit up my anus.

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  5. and watch dildo come in your butt and out to your mouth

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  6. jesus, that thing would of advanced weaponry had it actually caught on.

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  7. My asshole isn't that big, unlike yours

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  8. haehe that one i would not try

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