Friday, October 8, 2010

A spoon

Well, it's Cutlery Day here at Things You Can Stick In Your Butt, or ANAL ASSAULT for short, and I'll be updating this blog with various cutlery that, you guessed it, can be inserted into your butt. So...

It can mirror the inside of your butt.

We'll start with the mighty spoon. It's great for scooping out some rice or mashed potatoes you just stuffed into your butt for warmth, and then you can feed them to unknowing children. Laugh at them as you airplane the spoon into their mouths, with food straight from your bum! Then, when they're finished eating, you give them a surprise. Show them where the food came from before they call social services and then the cops come. But hey, if they do, you can ask if they'll shove their billy club up your butt. (MORE ON THAT LATER, IT'S ONLY TIME FOR CUTLERY)

So, start shoving this dinnerware up your butt spooner rather than later.

7 comments:

  1. this is probably the single most useful blog that i follow, keep up the good work buddy

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  2. I can't wait to see your next post!

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  3. This is going to sound weird, but are all your posts really going to be about things I can stick in my rear?

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  4. One spoon was good but two spoons was twice as great. Next i'm skipping the foreplay, going for 5 spoons.

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