|It can mirror the inside of your butt.|
We'll start with the mighty spoon. It's great for scooping out some rice or mashed potatoes you just stuffed into your butt for warmth, and then you can feed them to unknowing children. Laugh at them as you airplane the spoon into their mouths, with food straight from your bum! Then, when they're finished eating, you give them a surprise. Show them where the food came from before they call social services and then the cops come. But hey, if they do, you can ask if they'll shove their billy club up your butt. (MORE ON THAT LATER, IT'S ONLY TIME FOR CUTLERY)
So, start shoving this dinnerware up your butt spooner rather than later.